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DONKEY: Thats real smooth, Shrek. Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. With his mouth with open, Shrek turns to the next page. Charming and Fiona walk down the hallway away from Harold and Lillian. SHREK: Ah thats okay. After a moment of silence, the two burst out laughing. [whinnies] I can count! Shrek 2 (video game) | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Video Games Shrek 2 (video game) Edit Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. You know I had the hardest time finding this place. Right, Harold? So why don't you just drop that jug o voodoo and lets get out of here. POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!! Puss in Boots: This is going to be a problem. Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. HAROLD: You wouldnt understand! JEROME: [sighs] Yes, Fairy Godmother. Im sorry. The mucus is sparkling blue. Shrek looks up to see the back of Harold who is talking with Doris. A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. Shrek and Godmother chase after the wand. Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! They both gag until Shrek spits his spoon out onto the table. Youll see. That is, assuming you dont eat your own young! Or did someone let the cat out of the bag? Whoo! Shrek Forever After Act l Goodnight Junior Shrek Forever After Act ll Closing Countertop (Fade back to Bob and Larry on the countertop) Bob: I feel like I always say this, but wow, Larry, that was great! The song ends and the end credits roll. It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted . Find you a nice.uh, burro! He goes over to the fireplace to warm up, but notices Fiona's childhood toys on the mantelpiece. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. SHREK Donkey, what are you doing here? SHREK: Well heres a news flash for you! Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders.". Fiona leans against the window and looks out. The three head back out the doors. Oh. He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. DORIS: Hey, buddy, let me clue you in. Head em up! This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2 . PUSS: Hey! Im blind! SHREK: Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! SHREK: And youre still the same annoying donkey. Godmother flies into the room and starts singing again. He rides through a forest, snowy mountains and barren desert. Youre supposed to say, I have the right to remain silent.! And Im going to set things right. Shrek 2. Shrek puts the hazmat suit on which only manages to cover his head. LILLIAN: Well, lets not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. HAROLD: Whats that, Cedric? Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. Ow! The workers are all elves wearing white hazmat suits. A figure jumps down onto the path in front of them. Donkey races to the wand. I dont want to lose our daughter again, Harold. Lillian walks off, and Harold follows after lingering for a few moments. VIAF ID. HAROLD: Id hoped youd never see me like this. Come on! Get your[mumbling]. The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. And I can take it away just as easily. DONKEY: Shrek, dont worry. They arrive back at the balcony of the master bedroom and Harold is pushed out. SHREK: (offended) Whats that supposed to mean? Shrek Forever After is a 2010 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book Shrek! The three walk through a door next to the receptionist. DONKEY: [singing]: Hit it! Shrek picks Puss up by the back of the neck. DONKEY: ltll be better in the morning. Hey, but what do you want me to tell these other guys? SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. Just tell me where I can find this ogre. Harold's ceremonial armor chestplate deflects the magical trail back to hit Godmother. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! I'm gonna laugh, too. You know, after your little spat last night. Id like you to meet my husbandShrek. Here comes the new me! JILL: "Shrek"? Everybody dig in! GODMOTHER: Shu-shu-shu--shush, shush. SHREK Oh, you mean like. Chemicals are poured into giant vats. (laughing) I know you aint talking about the swamp! But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh--. [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. Donkey and Puss follow him. Is that you? DONKEY: Hey, whats going on? Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! And theres some question as to why that is? I ain't never got over that. DONKEY: Alright you dont have to get huffy with me, Im only trying to help. Fairy Godmother sticks her wand in Harold's face and it begins to glow. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! We need a little time, you know, to be together. NARRATOR: Will they get away with it? But not the way I feel about you. Harold looks down with a guilty look on his face. Suddenly a group of armed guards show up and block the doorway. They stop laughing after neither Harold nor Lillian join in. Whos this?! Fiona reaches for one of the tea cups but Harold quickly grabs it instead. Shrek gets out of bed and looks out the window and stares at the Far Far Away sign. But if you come by the office, well be glad to make you a personal appointment. Lets go, Shrek! For you and your true love. Im here to make it all better. German Wikipedia. Donkey kicks into a faster pace and towards the Far Far Away Palace. Mongo starts to pull down the drawbridge. But just as they are about to kiss, Shrek and Donkey come bursting through the doors to the courtyard. Fiona, is this what you want? FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--its the Big Bad Wolf. [chuckles] And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. SHREK: No, no. Were from the union. Now I need their blessing? She loves that pretty boy, Prince Charming. He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. I think itd be better if the Fairy Godmother didnt know we were here. Harold sticks his finger into the bowl and tastes it. Great soup, Mrs Q. Mmm! Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. He sighs and leans his back to the door. FIONA'S BEDROOM. Oh, God. Donkey and Shrek race off as Puss turns to face the guards. HAROLD: Darling, Im just thinking about whats best for you. Shrek leans in to kiss Fiona, but she gently stops him with her hand. It was nothing personal, Seor! Out from the shadows, a sword slices open the sack and gold coins spill out onto the table. Godmother and Kyle begin to dance and the music gets faster and more frantic. At the doorway, a metal gate starts to lower down. The maidens start puckering their lips and Shrek backs away. The king and queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. The band accompanies them. This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . Im blind! Not only for your daughter. It opens and Shrek pulls him and the cart inside. Harold and Lillian run over to Fiona and kneel over her. Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. PUSS: Boss! A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. SHREK: Thatll have to do. Donkey jumps into the carriage and the driver starts riding off. After the fanfare is over, one of the trumpeters begins play the Hawaii Five-0 Theme Song. Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. Customers come running out of the building. Shrek runs into Fiona's room and sees a cloaked figure hovering by the window. Five more of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over Donkey. Shes finally found the prince of her dreams. EVER. He reads it. Shrek looks up as the guards pour down more liquid onto Mongo. DONKEY: You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of Donkey sheds a tear, and Shrek lets it fall onto the card. Charming takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be the narrator's voice. And he gave you a hard time! DONKEY: That Shrek is a rascally devil. The nobleman's son peeks out from inside the carriage. DONKEY Taking care of your love nest for you. But hew wasn't he was just unique. That's a good question. Oh, get it off! How--whenwhen, when, when did you get back? Shrek grabs onto one the arms and Gingy jumps back down to Mongo. Shrek knocks on the front door of a bakery. Shrek 2/Transcript | The JH Movie Collection's Official Wiki | Fandom in: Transcripts Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View source Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Fiona has her hand on Charming's arm as they walk down the steps. PRICILLA: And this comes with the Medieval Meal. MIRROR: For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call! Fireworks go off in the evening sky. Puss comes ripping out the front of Shrek's shirt, and then digs his claws into his leg again. Mum and Dad.". Look whos telling who to lighten up! Lillian scoffs and sends the servants away. DONKEY: And lets face it. Mongo is still fully submerged under the water. It includes four computer-animated films . They continue to dodge the arrows as they climb over various wooden machinery. Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. Uh excuse me. DONKEY: What?! Sorry! MAIDEN #1: Oh! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Thats the ol' Keeblers place! Thanks for waiting. CHARMING: in all the land. Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. Two guards stand by the stairs. Pound em dead! He opens the door to see Harold standing in the hall. imported from Wikimedia project. I know it would mean the world to Fiona. HAROLD: Uh, nothing! SHREK: I know! SHREK: Look. I hope youre happy. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. SHREK: Quit messing around! Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. Honestly. It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you. Head em up! Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. The chase ends in the streets of Far Far Away. CHARMING: Mmm, cherry flavored. DONKEY: You know in some cultures, donkeys are revered as the wisest of all creatures. NOBLEMAN'S SON: Father? Rawhide! Shrek and Fiona hold each other's hands as they are engulfed in a magical aura and float into the air. PAGE: Enough, Reggie. They slowly dance on the ballroom floor. My racing days are over! Charming pulls Fiona in closer, who is still looking at him with suspicion. The three look out the window to see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss standing at the window. Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it. GODMOTHER: Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair / Lipstick liners, shadows blush / To get that prince with the sexy tush / Lucky day, hunk buffet / You and your prince take a roll in the hay / You can spoon on the moon / With the prince to the tune. HAROLD: I only did that because I love her! I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt. SHREK: I know! HAROLD: (starting to reminisce) Our first kiss (snapping out of it) its not the same! What do you think I am, some kind of a. Ow! Shrek and Puss ride Donkey up the deserted red carpet and toward the front doors of the palace. Donkey: How . Um Hes an ogre. LILLIAN: Ugh, you act as if love is totally predictable. GODMOTHER: Its time you stop living in a fairy tale, Shrek. No! A cheering crowd is gathered in front of the palace, filling up the entirety of the square. People fill the sidewalks and carriages fill the road. And well, nowwere sexy! [giggles] Naughty! Im going! Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. She raises her wand to zap Shrek, but Wolf begins blowing her away with his breath. Lillian tries to appear happy to meet him, while Harold doesn't even try to hide his disgusted look. DONKEY: Hey! Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. SHREK: Ya know, somehow I dont think I was going to get Daddys blessing even if I did want it! The battle axe is tossed into Harold's hands. Book transitions to Prince Charming, wearing a knight's armor and red cape, riding on horseback. GODMOTHER: Harold! FIONA: But its the old one I fell in love with, Dad. Ooo, pantyhose! HAROLD: Uh, no, you must be mistaking me for someone else. Y'know hes all high in the front, he can never get to the back. King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve. Maximum strength. They are interrupted by a worker who comes through the door. A man with a box of doves gets ready to open it. Nice day for a parade, huh? The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty WomanNo, no, no, no, no! A light shines down on a same storybook from the first movie. A man walks up to the horses and cleans them off, and the carriage driver tosses him a coin. If there's gonna be any animal testing, Im gonna do it. Come on, little kitty. Move em on! Srie Shrek Shrek 2 (2004) Pour plus de dtails, voir Fiche technique et Distribution Shrek est un film d' animation amricain en images de synthse ralis par Andrew Adamson et Vicky Jenson et sorti en 2001 . She looks up and the dog barks. DONKEY: I know, I know! We both acted like ogres. HAROLD: Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed. He dismounts his horse and enters the tavern. Fiona runs out of her room to do the same. Puss, do you think you could get to those on top? Shrek 2 (2004) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Writing Credits (in credits order) Produced by Music by Harry Gregson-Williams Film Editing by Mike Andrews Sim Evan-Jones Casting By Leslee Feldman Production Design by Art Direction by Steve Pilcher Costume Design by Isis Mussenden Production Management Oh! Fiona kneels down to pat Donkey on the head, then Shrek puts his hands on her shoulders. They head up the avenue and towards the palace further up the road. Dont you, honey? 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